Mmmmmm Turds

When first given this assignment, i had no clue what so ever to do since i work with my mind at writing stuff... i could try to write a crappy poem, or make some other crappy story... but after a moment of thinking of that crap, i just got the the point where i thought. "Hay, why not. Make them crap." so, that's what i did,


Doesn't that look Yummy :). Now, would you like to make your own crap, that people can eat.


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Ok, here is how... first you need two things..
1st

Oreos - 1 Package.

2nd

Cream Cheese - 1 Package

You need a BIG mixing bowel for this.
You want to crush the Oreos up into somewhat a mixture between fine and coarse (powder and chunks)


Then mix the Cream Cheese into the Oreo bits until it looks something like


After the mixing is done (and yeah, that takes a little bit of time) Then you can shape it.



Or, if the look of crap would scare off your friends.... i mean prisoners. you can also put them into round shapes... Balls


Now, don't worry what they look like, they taste even better.